When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. Why was the lettuce embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing. These and 57 other teeth-gritters fill the pages of this fun-filled little book. Jokesters from eight to eighty will love regaling friends and relatives with these preposterous quips, each accompanied by an equally zany illustration. Sure to tickle a lot of funnybones, these witticisms will generate playful groans from audiences of all ages.